PUPPY'S 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS:

 

 On the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me

  The angel from the top of the tree.

 

  On the second day of Christmas my puppy gave to me

  Two broken bulbs

  And the angel from the top of the tree.

 

  On the third day of Christmas my puppy gave to me

  Three opened presents

  Two broken bulbs

  And the angel from the top of the tree.

 

  On the fourth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me

  Four crumpled cards

  Three opened presents

  Two broken bulbs

  And the angel from the top of the tree.

 

  On the fifth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me

  Five shredded stockings

  Four crumpled cards

  Three opened presents

  Two broken bulbs

  And the angel from the top of the tree.

 

  On the sixth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me

  Six wreaths a-fraying

  Five shredded stockings

  Four crumpled cards

  Three opened presents

  Two broken bulbs

  And the angel from the top of the tree.

 

  On the seventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me

  Seven yards of ribbon

  Six wreaths a-fraying

  Five shredded stockings

  Four crumpled cards

  Three opened presents

  Two broken bulbs

  And the angel from the top of the tree.

 

 

 On the eighth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me

  Eight slept-on silk things

  Seven yards of ribbon

  Six wreaths a-fraying

  Five shredded stockings

  Four crumpled cards

  Three opened presents

  Two broken bulbs

  And the angel from the top of the tree.

 

  On the ninth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me

  Nine chewed up candles

  Eight slept-on silk things

  Seven yards of ribbon

  Six wreaths a-fraying

  Five shredded stockings

  Four crumpled cards

  Three opened presents

  Two broken bulbs

  And the angel from the top of the tree.

 

  On the tenth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me

  Ten bubble lights a-leaking

  Nine chewed up candles

  Eight slept-on silk things

  Seven yards of ribbon

  Six wreaths a-fraying

  Five shredded stockings

  Four crumpled cards

  Three opened presents

  Two broken bulbs

  And the angel from the top of the tree.

 

  On the eleventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me

  Eleven strands of wiring

  Ten bubble lights a-leaking

  Nine chewed up candles

  Eight slept-on silk things

  Seven yards of ribbon

  Six wreaths a-fraying

  Five shredded stockings

  Four crumpled cards

  Three opened presents

  Two broken bulbs

  And the angel from the top of the tree.

 

  On the twelfth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me

  Twelve puppy kisses and I forgot all about the other eleven days.

 

"If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went!”

 

 Bob Hulsey